“Did you hear that someone broke into our local police station and stole the toilet?
Right now the cops have nothing to go on…..”

“A doctor is having some trouble with a blocked kitchen sink. He calls his local plumber, only to be told that it’s his day off. “But I get called out on my days off, too!” says the doctor, somewhat annoyed. The plumber relents and shows up at the doctor’s house he glances over the sink and then hands the doctor a couple of aspirin and walks out, saying, “Put these in the sink. If it doesn’t clear up in 24 hours, call me tomorrow.”

“A good flush beats a full house every time